Make it so

I don't know what's more embarassing to tell a girl: that you watch and enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation or that you watch and enjoy this

I also wonder if the two are mutually exclusive. I'd like to think not.

24

I'll admit it. I love the TV show "24". It's about as insane as scripted television gets. This last season was no exception.

As any devoted fan might, I read up on the show on Wikipedia, and I came across this:

The fifth season (2006) is set 18 months after the fourth season, seven and a half years after the events of Season 1 and is believed by some to take place around September 2009.

I never really thought of the show taking place in the future. It doesn't matter, though. Whether it's the past, present or future, Jack kicks ass wherever he goes.

Beards

Although the ubiquitous reality commentary shows on VH1, E! and the ilk have gotten exceedingly boring, I did find one comment to be particularly hilarious. The topic was the band ZZ Top, and one commentator stated,

"The only person in ZZ Top that didn't have a beard was named Frank Beard. That's fantastic."

That is fantastic. And random guy on TV, I salute you.

"Be able to kill your students."

As a man who is passionate about ninjas, let me say this: Ninjas are crazy.

For real.

booyakasha

I've recently been watching "Da Ali G Show". It's good. And memorable, too, as I've begun to use the catch phrase "booyakasha" in my day to day lexicon. Imagine my surprise, then, when I find this definition on the urban dictionary:

booyakasha is an african term that means, "all death to the whites".

Damn it.

Here I go again on my own...

I've officially been inspired. For the past year, I've layed dormant in the blogging community. Sleeping? Hardly. Waiting is more like it.

So here I go again on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known? Precisely.

Watch out, world! Here comes a rapid fire procession of things that have been occupying my waking thoughts and sleepless nights.