Mission... accomplished.

Dear Tom,

Should I rent the new Rambo? Isn't it just like the others, or am I anti-awesome?

-Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Thanks for the question. You couldn't be more wrong. Observe




Have fun watching "Sex and the City" this weekend.

-TJ

Me and Apollo

Above is a picture of Apollo on the set of Battlestar Galactica. Below is a picture of Apollo and I, just hanging out.

Celebrating Vice Presidents

This article is a pretty funny account of some vice presidents of the past. I especially liked that "Aaron Burr tried to conspire with Napoleon to conquer Florida, but failed."

Officer Down!

This article could have been straight out of the Onion.

Bart Ulm, another student seeking certification to carry a concealed weapon, said he was surprised Chief Dave Hansen was using a loaded gun to show how it worked.

Hansen held the Glock 40 under a table to disassemble it when a bullet fired, Walker said. The chief cried, "I'm hit," and fell over. Students who were screaming "Officer down!" were urged to call 911.

Six Minutes of Crazy

I remember seeing this over two years ago while I was staying at a hotel in Portland.

You just don't forget this kind of crazy.

Dear Oliver

Check your almanac.