Rocky IV in less than ten sentences

Leigh once asked me to explain Rocky IV. This is what I came up with in less than ten sentences:

Rocky is retired.
Apollo gets killed by Russian.
Rocky comes out of retirement to fight said Russian. In Moscow. On Xmas. For no money.
Rocky trains.
Rocky beats Russian.
Russian people love Rocky.

You like that? Short, concise and to the point. Just like that 89 minute masterpiece.

NOTE: This was originally posted as a comment on Theo's Gift. I was so pleased with myself, I decided to make an independent post out of it. Thanks for the inspiration, Alex!