Don't Hassle the Hoff

First off, I celebrate the man's entire collection. I found this entry on Wikipedia and I thought it was hilarious:

In early 2005, it was reported that Hasselhoff had teamed with rapper Ice-T and was planning to record a rap album under the handle of Hassel the Hoff. On Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Ice-T confirmed that he was not involved in any such project. In June 2006, Hasselhoff confirmed that the project was a "prefabrication"...

And then there's this.